hoodrat-gutterpigeon:

fuckingcockstar:

I got suspended today for beating up a girl who bullied me for years. My mom said she’s never been more proud

*applauds* 

(Source: 1et1ive, via distraction)

burgrs:

in 7th grade i turned to this kid that wouldn’t stop talking during class and i said “eric im going to shove this pencil up your ass” and my teacher called my mom and made me tell her what i said and my mom laughed for like 4 minutes

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bruheem:

BAEEEEEE

(Source: queerajlee, via x-dopeshit)

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kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is

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(Source: princehansofthespookyisles, via s-o-u-p-ernatural)

kimpissible:

when people purposely try to break their phone so their parents will buy them a new one

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(via s-o-u-p-ernatural)